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[forasecond]

Are you fucking with me?

Well, that’s a shit deal.

[thecoolerloki]

There wasn't much of value in the old man's brain. Still, I admit there are times where I find myself wondering why he acted as he did, or same as you, how accurate the stories of my exploits are.

[forasecond]

There’s some pretty wild stuff out there. It’s valid to question it.

[thecoolerloki]

In less depressing topics, does your sister permit you to go to bars? Mine will not. :/

[forasecond]

Allison wouldn’t care, but bartenders, owners, & bouncers tend to stop any attempt of it.

[thecoolerloki]

I nearly convinced an owner, but the bouncer is literally my sister and she DOES care.

[forasecond]

That’s unfortunate.

[thecoolerloki]

I have little interest in alcohol, but it is the principle of the thing. The woes of theoretically being 13.

[forasecond]

I get that. It’s annoying, all the things we’re not afforded solely because of our apparent age— regardless of what the truth is.

[thecoolerloki]

Have you ever attempted to make yourself appear older?

[forasecond]

Other than a few basic clothing choices, etc... it's not exactly in my capabilities.

I suppose I could try to talk Allison into some makeup, though I'm not sure if SFX makeup is a thing she can do herself.

[thecoolerloki]

I could cast an illusory spell on your visage, if you so wished.

In my case, I've shapeshifted older before, but oddly those forms do not feel like my own.

[forasecond]

I appreciate the offer, but I'm good for now.

Something about you knowing it's not real probably takes away from it, somehow, huh?

[thecoolerloki]

I suppose. I know exactly what I'd look like were I to grow older, but I will never reach that age soooo

I'm not sure how it is in your case, hence why I offered.

[forasecond]

Why do you say that?
You think you'll die before you get there?

[thecoolerloki]

I do! 😜✌️

My elder self
The one who's here
He's my next reincarnation.

[forasecond]

Jesus.
So…how many of you are here?
And are you all from the same… is it universe? Timeline? Both?

[thecoolerloki]

It's Loki, actually. Son of a different all powerful Father. XD

There are three of us currently, one being from a completely separate universe/timeline deal. The other one and I are from the same whatever we're calling this, but he's further along than I am.

[forasecond]

How do you know for sure that the two of you are from the same universe?

[thecoolerloki]

We know. We were briefly alive at the same time.

[forasecond]

I see.

[Five can recognize a 'I don't want to talk about it' when he sees one, and as he wouldn't want someone pressing those particular topics for him, he'll let this lie here, too.]

[thecoolerloki]

You should try attending school with me one day. I do so under a codename, so we could think of one for you as well.

It couldn't be more boring than whatever else you're doing to occupy your time.

[forasecond]

Hard pass. I have no interest in going to school.

And I don't find what I'm doing boring.

[thecoolerloki]

What ARE you doing then?

[forasecond]

Trying to rework my temporal equations into something that might work in a more… multidimensional capacity.