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[forasecond]

Allison wouldn’t care, but bartenders, owners, & bouncers tend to stop any attempt of it.

[thecoolerloki]

I nearly convinced an owner, but the bouncer is literally my sister and she DOES care.

[forasecond]

That’s unfortunate.

[thecoolerloki]

I have little interest in alcohol, but it is the principle of the thing. The woes of theoretically being 13.

[forasecond]

I get that. It’s annoying, all the things we’re not afforded solely because of our apparent age— regardless of what the truth is.

[thecoolerloki]

Have you ever attempted to make yourself appear older?

[forasecond]

Other than a few basic clothing choices, etc... it's not exactly in my capabilities.

I suppose I could try to talk Allison into some makeup, though I'm not sure if SFX makeup is a thing she can do herself.

[thecoolerloki]

I could cast an illusory spell on your visage, if you so wished.

In my case, I've shapeshifted older before, but oddly those forms do not feel like my own.

[forasecond]

I appreciate the offer, but I'm good for now.

Something about you knowing it's not real probably takes away from it, somehow, huh?

[thecoolerloki]

I suppose. I know exactly what I'd look like were I to grow older, but I will never reach that age soooo

I'm not sure how it is in your case, hence why I offered.

[forasecond]

Why do you say that?
You think you'll die before you get there?

[thecoolerloki]

I do! 😜✌️

My elder self
The one who's here
He's my next reincarnation.

[forasecond]

Jesus.
So…how many of you are here?
And are you all from the same… is it universe? Timeline? Both?

[thecoolerloki]

It's Loki, actually. Son of a different all powerful Father. XD

There are three of us currently, one being from a completely separate universe/timeline deal. The other one and I are from the same whatever we're calling this, but he's further along than I am.

[forasecond]

How do you know for sure that the two of you are from the same universe?

[thecoolerloki]

We know. We were briefly alive at the same time.

[forasecond]

I see.

[Five can recognize a 'I don't want to talk about it' when he sees one, and as he wouldn't want someone pressing those particular topics for him, he'll let this lie here, too.]

[thecoolerloki]

You should try attending school with me one day. I do so under a codename, so we could think of one for you as well.

It couldn't be more boring than whatever else you're doing to occupy your time.

[forasecond]

Hard pass. I have no interest in going to school.

And I don't find what I'm doing boring.

[thecoolerloki]

What ARE you doing then?

[forasecond]

Trying to rework my temporal equations into something that might work in a more… multidimensional capacity.

[thecoolerloki]

And do you intend to actually do anything with these equations?

[forasecond]

I'm going to find a way home.

[thecoolerloki]

LOL good luck
You should get a hobby tho

[forasecond]

I'm good.

[He isn't the first one to doubt Five's lofty goals, but it doesn't bother him anyway. If he had given up when all hope seemed lost in the Apocalypse, he never would have made it back to his family. He's a man of a great wealth of patience.]